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Drive-Through Deceit - Mission Script

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WICK
What do you think we should do first when we've got an entire army of children at our command, Platypus?

PLATYPUS
(Murmurs wistfully, making plans)

WICK
That is a good idea. Cleaning up the watermelons afterwards would be a problem, though. Alright, this is it. Showtime!

WICK
Welcome to Yum-

AGENT
Eugene Jarvis Wick?

WICK
Yes?

AGENT
Francis Fennell. FSAA.

WICK
What?

AGENT
Federal Subliminal Advertising Agency... (to Platypus) Obey me.

WICK
Yes, you guys sound sort of familiar.

AGENT
We often do. You're under arrest.

WICK
What??!

AGENT
Unauthorized manipulation of juvenile minds. (to Platypus) Handcuffs.

WICK
What are you doing, Platypus?!

AGENT
Nice work on the Yummy Meals. Like the colors. But next time, leave mind control to the pros. (to Platypus) Rights.

PLATYPUS
("You have the right to remain silent...)

WICK
Silent?

PLATYPUS
("… anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law…")

WICK
Remain silent? Court of law? Attorney? I though you were my attorney, Platypus...

PLATYPUS
(Objects)

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