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The Golf of Mexico - Mission Script
SCENE 4
WICK:
Hmm…something is a little odd here.
PLATYPUS:
("It's upside down.")
WICK:
Uh…thanks, my little henchman.
Holy hungry hippos! That's a lot of holes!
PLATYPUS:
("Told you so.")
WICK:
Oh, don't get me wrong. I love what you've done with the place!
PLATYPUS:
(Questioning sound)
WICK:
Mmmm… but I've got a few ideas…
PLATYPUS:
("As always.")
WICK:
I guess I didn't tell you guys about the bowling alley… or my trendy Thai restaurant -
PLATYPUS:
("Wick's Wok.")
WICK:
Wick's Wok. Actually, I've got a whole list of add-ons. Yup, everybody needs their nails done. . the mini-golf …
PLATYPUS:
("Yup.")
WICK:
…HEY! Who added this Platypus reserve?!
PLATYPUS:
("Oh, I don't know.")
WICK:
Bet it was my secretary.
Anyway, I got all these brilliant ideas doing research for the final phase of the master plan. There I was…
PLATYPUS:
("What about me?")
WICK:
Undercover, taking extensive notes on attendance patterns at our competition.
[Dissolve to golf course]
WICK:
& PLATYPUS:
…eight…nine…Oh, they'll never figure me out…
WICK:
Oh yeah, Platypus was there too. I got lots of good info until the Platypus had to take off his sunglasses and blow our cover…
PLATYPUS:
(Protests)
[Dissolve back to Board Room]
WICK:
And those marketing guys wanted $500,000 to do the same thing. Heck, Platypus and I got all this great data for two bus tokens and an ice cream cone!
PLATYPUS:
(Grumbles)
WICK:
You said you didn't want one…
PLATYPUS:
(Grumbles louder)
WICK:
Yes, you did!
WICK:
& PLATYPUS:
YES YOU DID!
WICK:
Your exact words were (WICK makes platypus noises)
PLATYPUS:
(Mocks WICK)
WICK:
…oh just drop it.
Anyway, now I've got this killer research and we need to know how much to charge the fools…
PLATYPUS:
(Questioning )
WICK:
er…"customers"
Look at these numbers. I've gathered them. I've put them in a beautiful chart. I have no idea what they mean.
PLATYPUS:
("That's not a surprise.")
WICK:
Little help here. Make my potato sacks fill with cash! Now get to work!
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