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Drive-Through Deceit - Mission Script

SCENE 2

WICK
Bwak, bwak, bwak. Oh, look, I'm the Platypus. I'm so smart. It's too bad I can't actually talk. Mawk, mawk, mawk. Ha ha ha, I am mighty Doctor Wick, ID, and I will defeat you up with my dance moves.

(singing) Gotta dance! Gotta…

Oh, uh, hi. Didn't see you there. Uh… nice toys, aren't they? Ah, Platypus, there you are. How much are these meals going to cost us to make?

PLATYPUS
(Murmurs a rather large number)

WICK
Great galloping gazelles! I don't think we're going to be able to afford to put all these Yummy Meals all over the world right away.

PLATYPUS
("No kidding.")

WICK
Time for a test run! I've found the perfect place. Check out this map of Yummy's world domination.

PLATYPUS
(Murmurs reverently)

WICK
Yes, they are much better at it than we are. That's because they've got cheeseburgers on their side, but I've noticed something even you, Platypus, didn't see -

PLATYPUS
("How is this possible?")

WICK
There's no Yummy's in our own county!

We've talked the talk, Platypus. The time has come to walk the Yummy walk.

PLATYPUS
("Is this what you're talking about?")

WICK
Um, not bad… I mean… No, no, no! We're going to open our very own Yummy's franchise!

PLATYPUS
("Yeah, right.")

WICK
It'll be the perfect place to introduce the Yummy Meal! Especially since we can only afford to buy Yummy Meals for one restaurant! But the real question is which town has the most victims -

PLATYPUS
("Children!)

WICK
Uh, children. I've been looking at this other map, but it doesn't make any sense.

PLATYPUS
("I'm not surprised.")

WICK
Too many numbers, not enough bright colors. I'll leave the minor details, like where we should build the new restaurant, to you…

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