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Drive-Through Deceit - Mission Script

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WICK
You there! With the suspenders! Come over here. That's right. Now listen to me. I command you to overthrow your parents and obey me, Doctor Eugene Wick, I.D.! Attack!! Attack!!

Oh, hi there, Platypus. Just, uh… practicing. What's up?

PLATYPUS
(Panicking and apologizing at the same time)

WICK
They canceled on us?! How can we be successful without pirate musicians?! What are we going to do? We put posters all over town saying that there would be pirates!

PLATYPUS
("We're sunk!")

WICK
The show must go on… and you know what that means, Platypus…

PLATYPUS
("Not really.")

WICK
Could I have your attention? We are Bluebeard, and uh… The Platypus. Are you ready to rock, Spurious?

Alright, hit it!

WICK and PLATYPUS
As I was a-walking down Paradise Street…
Way! Hey! Blow the man down…

Sorry. Frog in my throat.

WICK and PLATYPUS
A pretty young damsel I wanted to meet,
da da de da da, da da de da da, blow the man down…

WICK
Platypus, not so loud. I sing lead you sing backup!

(singing over each other)

WICK
Fourteen men on a dead man's chest
One big Platypus, big fat mouth…

CROWD MEMBER 2
Man, this guy's terrible!

CROWD MEMBER 3
Yeah, let's run for the hills!

WICK
(singing) Blow the man down.

Wait! Come back! You haven't even seen the Yummy Meals yet! They come with toys! Come back!

And the coupons! Who doesn't need seven chicken sandwiches?!! Oh, it's all your fault, Platypus!

PLATYPUS
(singing) Feelings . . .

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